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“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him”
“Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?”
Carrie P. Snow
“One should never know too precisely whom one has married”
“I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.”
“The surest way to be alone is to get married”
“Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.”
W. C. Fields
“I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!”
Alan Jay Lerner
“It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.”
“The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having taken it, know life without intimacy to be impossible.”
“Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!”
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