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“The surest way to be alone is to get married”
“I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.”
“One should never know too precisely whom one has married”
“Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?”
Carrie P. Snow
“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him”
“I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!”
Alan Jay Lerner
“Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.”
W. C. Fields
“When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.”
“The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having taken it, know life without intimacy to be impossible.”
“Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!”
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