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“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”
“If I get married, I want to be very married.”
“Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor
“If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a lot of overlapping.”
“Marry a mountain girl and you marry the whole mountain.”
“The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.”
“I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.”
“What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce.”
“[to Ross] Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.”
“A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.”
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