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“What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce.”
“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”
“No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.”
“I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.”
“Maybe we should get married.[Charlotte] Alrighty.[Trey]”
Sex and the City
“If I get married, I want to be very married.”
“Which one of the three candidates would you want your daughter to marry?”
H Ross Perot
“[to Ross] Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.”
“He was happily married - but his wife wasn't”
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