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“Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.”
“Marry your Son when you will, but your Daughter when you can.”
“I'm married to the same girl for 40 years and we have some grandchildren now and I get to go fishing all I want.”
“My advice to girls: first, don't smoke to excess; second, don't drink to excess; third, don't marry to excess.”
“A married couple filing jointly can deduct up to $6000 if they contribute that much and that is per student, per year.”
“Getting married to a person you love is like getting everything”
“I didn't know what true happiness was until I got married, by then it was too late.”
“MARRIAGE TIP: Agree to be married only ONE year at a time. Then, remarry each year IF you both still choose to be married. It works great.”
Lorrin L. Lee
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
“I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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