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“Being married to Arlene Dahl was very nice at nighttime. But in the daytime, it was like being married to Elizabeth Arden.”
“It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find next morning that it was someone else”
“I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't.”
“If Miss means respectably unmarried, and Mrs. respectably married, then Ms. means nudge, nudge, wink, wink.”
“I was married for 30 years. Isn't that enough? I've had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.”
“My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money”
“Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl”
“They that Marry for Money cannot have the true Satisfaction of Marriage; the requisite Means being wanting.”
“Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.”
H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I've always been married”
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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