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“I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!”
Alan Jay Lerner
“What a holler would ensue if people had to pay the minister as much to marry them as they have to pay a lawyer to get them a divorce.”
“A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor
“I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.”
“Which one of the three candidates would you want your daughter to marry?”
H Ross Perot
“No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.”
“If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a lot of overlapping.”
“Marry a mountain girl and you marry the whole mountain.”
“[to Ross] Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.”
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