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“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”
“What I like about masturbation is that you don't have to talk afterwards.”
“The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it”
“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter”
“I am going to my room to masturbate before I have a light lunch, if you would like to come and watch”
“I never did like working out - it bears the same relationship to real sport as masturbation does to real sex”
“You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.”
“Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.”
Thomas S. Szasz
“She can quit over bad chicken, but she can't understand that making men masturbate is wrong? ... She knows right from wrong.”
“You cannot blame porn, ... When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.”
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