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“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
“Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.”
“Men kick friendship around like a football but it doesn't seem to break. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
“A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.”
“I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?”
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage”
“Talk to every woman as if you loved her, and to every man as if he bored you, and at the end of your first season you will have the reputation of possessing the most perfect social tact”
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one”
Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings
“Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a mans last romance.”
“Man is always looking for someone to boast to; woman is always looking for a shoulder to put her head on.”
Henry Louis Mencken
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