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“Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.”
“I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.”
“If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?”
“No. I'm not going to be your monkey.”
“Kill a chicken before a monkey.”
“An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men”
“We've heard that a million monkeys at a keyboard could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.”
“I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"”
“Like in the zoo, you will always find lots of monkeys but very few lions.
-Nabil N. Jamal”
Nabil N. Jamal
“I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections”
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