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“I put my pants on one leg at a time just like you. The difference is, once I get my pants on I make sales! Coffee is for closers!”
“Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants”
“Looks like Yoga's greatest contribution to Western Civilization are Yoga pants.......”
“What I do is kick them in the pants with a diamond-buckled shoe.”
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