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“Why are you making cupcakes when you're just gonna poop them out?”
“the only true way to prove that you have lost your inner child is if you don't laugh when you hear the word "poop".”
“The struggle is confused; our knight wins by no clean thrust of lance or sword, but the dragon somehow poops out, and decent democracy is victor.”
“I think it's really interesting to talk about Foucault in one chapter and smelling poop in the basement in the next. It seems to me that life is just that complicated.”
“Passing gas and 'poop talk' is normal in our daily lives. It might seem gross to some, but what comes out has to be monitored for blood and how it looks.”
“As far as we can understand when it comes to the blueberry, it comes to a harvesting of poop,”
“Often, they expose it, then poop on it just to let you know they found it and they're not going to get caught.”
“They say dog is man's best friend. They don't say how to explain to your best friend that pooping in your bed is not cool.”
Bryan A Roberts
“Owning a program script is like owning a new born baby, all it does is eat sleep and poop. But owning a binray script is like owning a premature fetus.”
“You basically have eaten poop from either another person or animal somewhere.”
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