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“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.”
“Ordering a man to write a poem is like commanding a pregnant woman to give birth to a red-headed child.”
“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
“The web, then, or the pattern, a web at once sensuous and logical, an elegant and pregnant texture: that is style, that is the foundation of the art of literature.”
Robert Louis Stevenson
“I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry a child and breast feed”
“Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.”
Werner von Braun
“I was a pregnant vixen.”
“I almost got a girl pregnant in high school. It's costing me a fortune to keep the rabbit on a life-support system.”
“Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant”
“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck”
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