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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
“If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.”
“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.”
“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
“Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times we have told it to the same person.”
François de la Rochefoucauld
“True friends stab you in the front.”
“Do not look where you fell but where you slipped”
“I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.”
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