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“If the mortality rate seems high we must realize that Nature is a ruthless teacher. There are no second chances in Mother Nature's Survival Course.”
William S. Burroughs
“Let the first impulse pass, wait for the second.”
“At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.”
“When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.”
“It gets you nowhere if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation.”
Winnie the Pooh
“That ends this strange eventful history, Is second childishness and mere oblivion, Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything”
“I don't have to say 'Rap it up' every two seconds, or 'Don't do drugs' every two seconds. They know they're not supposed to use drugs, and they know they're supposed to put a condom on.”
“The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.”
“I may not be a great actress but I've become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little.”
“I have no wish for a second husband. l had enough of the first. I like to have my own way to lie down mistress, and get up master.”
Susanna Strickland Moodie
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