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“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?”
“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer”
“Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right”
“The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.”
“Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman.”
“Make love when you can. It's good for you.”
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.”
“It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married”
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
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