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“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”
“My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.”
“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'”
“What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.”
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
“Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.”
“Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.”
W. C. Fields
“I lose my respect for the man who can make the mystery of sex the subject of a coarse jest, yet when you speak earnestly and seriously on the subject, is silent”
Henry David Thoreau
“Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.”
“Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.”
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