(1955 quotes found)
“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'”
“My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.”
“Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.”
W. C. Fields
“I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.”
Hunter S. Thompson
“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”
“What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.”
“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.”
“Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.”
“Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.”
“Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it's usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.”
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