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“Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.”
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
“What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.”
“I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.”
Hunter S. Thompson
“Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”
“I lose my respect for the man who can make the mystery of sex the subject of a coarse jest, yet when you speak earnestly and seriously on the subject, is silent”
Henry David Thoreau
“My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.”
“Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.”
“Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.”
W. C. Fields
“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'”
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