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“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
“What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.”
“Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.”
“Everybody loves you when they are about to cum.”
“Love without sex is still the most efficient form of hell known to man”
“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
“That [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing.”
“Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.”
“I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.”
“A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are”
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