(2024 quotes found)
“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.”
“Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.”
“Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows”
“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.”
“Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range.”
“You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct”
William Somerset Maugham
“Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not enough. (2) Too much.”
“I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.”
“The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.”
Alfred C. Kinsey
“Civilized people cannot fully satisfy their sexual instinct without love”
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