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“Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.”
“There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.”
William Somerset Maugham
“I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.”
“You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct”
“Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.”
“Civilized people cannot fully satisfy their sexual instinct without love”
“Sex is a flame which uncontrolled may scorch; properly guided, it will light the torch of eternity”
“Laughter and orgasm are great bedfellows”
“A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are”
“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.”
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