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“Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.”
W. C. Fields
“If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines under you.”
“If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.”
“Life is hard. Then you die. Then they throw dirt in your face. Then the worms eat you. Be grateful it happens in that order.”
“My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.”
“Whatever separates you from the Truth, throw it away, it will vanish anyhow.”
“Fresh air makes me throw up. I can't handle it. I'd rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all night.”
“She is such a good friend that she would throw all her acquaintances into the water for the pleasure of fishing them out again”
Charles M. de Talleyrand
“Blow the dust off the clock. Your watches are behind the times. Throw open the heavy curtains which are so dear to you -- you do not even suspect that the day has already dawned outside.”
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