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“Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]”
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
“When in doubt, tell the truth.”
“A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes”
“I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey”
“Humor is tragedy plus time”
“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”
“In the beginning of a change, the Patriot is a scarce man, Brave, Hated, and Scorned. When his cause succeeds however,the timid join him, For then it costs nothing to be a Patriot.”
“The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.”
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