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“Sacred cows make the best hamburger”
“Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]”
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.”
“A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes”
“I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey”
“In the beginning of a change, the Patriot is a scarce man, Brave, Hated, and Scorned. When his cause succeeds however,the timid join him, For then it costs nothing to be a Patriot.”
“Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.”
“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”
“The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.”
“Humor is tragedy plus time”
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