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“The ant is knowing and wise, but he doesn't know enough to take a vacation”
“A vacation is a sunburn at premium prices”
“Too bad Lassie didn't know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said "Lassie, go skate for help," she could do it.”
“Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders.”
“Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist”
“I hate vacations. There's nothing to do.”
“Just for the record, we never broke up. We just took a fourtee year vacation.”
“Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!'.”
“Although it may not be a castle, [it is the] functional equivalent of a hotel room, a vacation and retirement home or a hunting and fishing cabin.”
John Paul Stevens
“It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.”
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