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“I would like to wish y'all a happy valentines but of late, am allergic to things i don't understand...”
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”
“I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.”
“Never sign a Valentine with your own name.”
“Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.”
“It's a St Valentine's Day box of chocolates, one that I am going to enjoy and I hope that when I unwrap it it has got a soft centre.”
“I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?”
“I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.”
“Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!”
“I have written a raucous valentine to a poet's dream and agony.”
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