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“Dumbass, that wan't one of the choices.”
“There are as many kinds of beauty as there are habitual ways of seeking happiness.”
“Of course, there are a lot of ways you can treat the blues, but it will still be the blues.”
“I was interested in finding ways to do dark comedy that were actually dark and comic.”
“If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway.”
“If you don't go to highschool you will definitely go to jail.”
“In some ways, he is.”
“So how was Christmas for you guys? Did you all get lots of nice black tee shirts?”
“The first thing to learn in intercourse with others is non-interference with their own peculiar ways of being happy, provided those ways do not assume to interfere by violence with ours.”
“When you are kissing a guy with a beard, it's different.”
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