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“A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle”
“Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.”
“The husband and wife are one, and that one is the husband.”
“The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.”
“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
“Smoke, rain, and a scolding wife, are three bad things in a house”
“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”
“Don't plant more garden than your wife can care for”
“Themosticles said "The Athenians govern the Greeks; I govern the Athenians; you, my wife, govern me; your son governs you”
“Husband and wife come to look alike at last”
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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