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“Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.”
“Husband and wife come to look alike at last”
Oliver Wendell Holmes
“I'm not a Witch; I'm your wife.”
The Princess Bride
“Do you beat your own wife as you would a slave? That must you not do”
“Don't plant more garden than your wife can care for”
“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”
“All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife”
“A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter.”
W. C. Fields
“Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.”
“If the wife sins, the husband is not innocent.”
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