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“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
“This is the way to kill a wife; with kindness.”
“Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.”
“The consumer isn't a moron. She is your wife.”
“I'm not a Witch; I'm your wife.”
The Princess Bride
“My toughest fight was with my first wife.”
“A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter.”
W. C. Fields
“It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.”
“If you want a neat wife, choose her on a Saturday”
“Smoke, rain, and a scolding wife, are three bad things in a house”
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