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“If you want a neat wife, choose her on a Saturday”
“Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.”
“What I love about my wife is that she's a really strong-minded, stubborn, fiery woman. I find that sexier than anything else.”
“My toughest fight was with my first wife.”
“It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
“I'm not a Witch; I'm your wife.”
The Princess Bride
“He [Tyrell Biggs] was screaming like my wife.”
“Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.”
“The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn’t say.”
“The wife who always insists on the last word often has it.”
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