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“There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature; the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick”
Richard Brinsley Sheridan
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
“Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play”
“You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff.”
“Next to being witty yourself, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit.”
Christian Nevell Bovee
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked”
“Though lust do masque in ne'er so strange disguise she's oft found witty, but is never wise.”
“If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick.”
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.”
“Whenever a friend succeeds a little something in me dies.”
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