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“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
“There's no possibility of being witty without a little ill-nature; the malice of a good thing is the barb that makes it stick”
Richard Brinsley Sheridan
“If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures; simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick.”
“Next to being witty yourself, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit.”
Christian Nevell Bovee
“Though lust do masque in ne'er so strange disguise she's oft found witty, but is never wise.”
“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions”
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked”
“You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff.”
“Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.”
“Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play”
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