“Three thigns tell a man:His sense of Humor,if he can tell good jokes,and his appeal to hot chicks.”
“Life is a peanut, all you have to do is swallow it.”
“If all are special who is actualy?”
“If i'm not awesome, who is?”
“What happens if aliens take over and their leader is actualy Michael Jackson, we all suffer”
“Michael Jackson Raped Zac Studeman, he told me”
“Father Abraham has many sons,i wonder how many it took”
“If you rock suck his cock and i'll give u another sock”
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