“both. & u r oficially OFF the counter. congratulation! sleep without nightmares!”
“thank you. you made me very famouse.”
“Do you at least get discounts at restaurants? No, but if I (censored) on the floor, they usually let me go without paying. Try it when it's crowded...and warm...”
“I disagree and raise you TWO prok rinos!!!”
“I disagree and challenge you to a manure wrestling contest...”
“If someones fails to do their job either because of incompetence, not showing up or both, they need to be fired.”
“I'm too old and my skills are obsolete.”
“If they resemble you, marriage is NOT an option...”
“I've never been very good with apostrophes but I am a master of the colon...”
“I must learn to ignore the ignorant...”
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